bootyscientist:

"hey babe i bought you chipotle"

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padfoot-prongs:

Oh. My. God.

Omg

nadinenixon LMAO BYE

lhommewalk:

i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them

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humancockfighting:

Jeff Glover lures Baret Yoshida into a jitz wizard leglock trap at Metamoris 4
(video source)

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reasonsmysoniscrying:

I’m not typically a fan of plastic surgery, but Joan Rivers actually looks pretty good for a 147 year old.


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